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Breaking News: CGK to Fly Economy!
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Singapore Airlines reported today that one of their most beloved First Class customers does not love them anymore and has booked himself into the Economy cabin. In a carefully worded statement, chief information officer for the company noted that “….the Economy cabin has all the services that Singapore Airlines is famous for as well as a generous (cough) 32 inch pitch. We are confident Mr. CGK will be comfortable in his seat 34A as he will only have to climb over two passengers to get to the aisle.”
Interviewed about his switch from the front cabin to cattle class, Mr. CGK was confident in his ability to adapt to the surroundings. “Give me a glass or two of Dom and I can fly in any cabin”. However, Mr. CGK became visibly upset when it was pointed out that no Dom is served in the Economy cabin.
Unnamed sources have reported that extra security will be on board the flight as they are concerned that they could have a PITA customer on their hands. The usual cabin crew has been replaced with an all male contingent of specially trained attendants who know how to handle such customers.
Trading in SIA stock was halted shortly after the news broke, after the stock had already slid 24%. Trading is expected to reopen on Monday.
Related Story: SIA stock falls 24%
Singapore Airlines reported today that one of their most beloved First Class customers does not love them anymore and has booked himself into the Economy cabin. In a carefully worded statement, chief information officer for the company noted that “….the Economy cabin has all the services that Singapore Airlines is famous for as well as a generous (cough) 32 inch pitch. We are confident Mr. CGK will be comfortable in his seat 34A as he will only have to climb over two passengers to get to the aisle.”
Interviewed about his switch from the front cabin to cattle class, Mr. CGK was confident in his ability to adapt to the surroundings. “Give me a glass or two of Dom and I can fly in any cabin”. However, Mr. CGK became visibly upset when it was pointed out that no Dom is served in the Economy cabin.
Unnamed sources have reported that extra security will be on board the flight as they are concerned that they could have a PITA customer on their hands. The usual cabin crew has been replaced with an all male contingent of specially trained attendants who know how to handle such customers.
Trading in SIA stock was halted shortly after the news broke, after the stock had already slid 24%. Trading is expected to reopen on Monday.
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