Kevin Khoo

[Bat69]

Re-post from BMW-sg forum...haha...

Passenger "Excuse me stewardess. I want to ask you who is this guy Kevin Khoo. Even the captain is looking for him. This Kevin Khoo very busy guy ah. Why you all never help him?"

Crew *scratch head*

Passenger "Always announcement got mention him. Kevin Khoo arm the door. Kevin Khoo suspend service. Kevin Khoo take a seat. Kevin Khoo prepare for arrival. Kevin Khoo to your landing stations. Kevin Khoo disarm door. Wah... your friend is very busy leh!"

Crew *stunned* "Sir, I am Kevin Khoo. There are 14 more KEVIN KHOOs on this flight. By the way, it's cabin crew. Not Kevin Khoo!"

Passenger "Ooorrrhhh... your captain English not good la, make me confused. Eh - you not stewardess meh? How come you become cabin crew?"

[CarbonMan]

Thank you. I needed that.

[lingua101]

cool.... like this +1

[phaleesy]

Very funny! Thank you for sharing.

[j.lin]

....
Like that also can....

[sushiinSYD]

Love this. Thank you Bat69

[mr_botak]

Excellent. We should have T shirts made - "I am Kevin Khoo"

[Buster CT1K]

Thanks for the laugh. I really need it this week!

[red_october]

That's as good as Ken Lee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI

[Guy Betsy]

Its almost as good as the comment a cabin crew said when asked by a passenger on a NY bound flight if they stay in Manhattan...

"Manhattan? No, we're going to New York City! "

[demue]

LOL

[Guy Betsy]

Did anyone hear about the one ....

Once upon a time on a SQ flight to Europe in First Class....

Menu item : Swedish Meat Balls...

Stewardess serves the meat balls on plate and places on table and comes round with the sauce and asks nonchalantly "Would you like some hot sauce on your balls, sir ? "

[leo]

What about the one:
Passenger: What's on the menu today?
Crew: We have horny chicken and dead mouse...
Passenger: ?????

Honey Chicken, date mousse....

[KC*]

Hahahaaa... this thread is killing me.

And I thought the laughs ended with the warmed nuts.