can someone please donate their gulfstream V

[taipeiflyer]

i have a couple hundred thousand KF miles that have been sitting collecting dust, and since i did not plan on using them before their expiration, i have decided to donate all of them to needy lepers in india. and since i am a firm believer that generosity is repaid 10-fold, i kindly ask you, fellow sqtalkers, to handomsely acknowledge my act of righteousness. i am planning on doing some extensive traveling in the next two months... any sqtalkers who are not using their gulfstream, please donate it to me in the interim. i already talked to oprah but she unfortunately said hers was already spoken for. i can't believe how selfish she is. anyways, i promise to return it with a full tank of gas. thanks in advance.

[milehighj]

Still waiting for delivery of my G650.

[Kyo]

Please GOOGLE for Steve Jobs. I hear he's not doing much travelling in his jet. I'm sure he'll lend it to you!

just ask nicely..

[SMK77]

My employer just decided not to take delivery of a Falcon 7X - I believe you can get that one at a 4,000,000 USD discount... A true bargain

[TerryK]

Good one!

My G5 is in the shop and won't be available for the next two months. Sorry!

[s7r0ng3r]

Sorry mate, I'm currently using my WorldLiner to take my mates and I to Rio!

You can use my bro's Citation X though. He's too busy on his yacht

[taipeiflyer]

Sorry mate, I'm currently using my WorldLiner to take my mates and I to Rio!

You can use my bro's Citation X though. He's too busy on his yacht

sweet... i just came back from rio with my mates... unfortunately, i had to travel commercial with the rest of the paeons... by the time the flight was over, my sinuses were congested by the stench of commonfolk. but i do wish you an awesome time in brazil.

[MAN Flyer]

Somebody is on form today.

[kapitan]

Have you all taken your medicine today??......

[SMK77]

...unfortunately, i had to travel commercial with the rest of the paeons...

Hey, up there in Economy - can you spell P-R-I-V-A-T-E J-E-T???

[Davem4]

It has to be the best feeling ever.

I was on a high about 2 weeks before and 2 months after :-D

Only a Citation Bravo ... way short of a G5 ... but one of my best days ever.

[SuperJonJon]

Didn't Saudi Prince Alwaleed order an Airbus A380? You could borrow his?

[mec]

i have a couple hundred thousand KF miles that have been sitting collecting dust, and since i did not plan on using them before their expiration, i have decided to donate all of them to needy lepers in india. and since i am a firm believer that generosity is repaid 10-fold, i kindly ask you, fellow sqtalkers, to handsomely acknowledge my act of righteousness. i am planning on doing some extensive traveling in the next two months... any sqtalkers who are not using their gulfstream, please donate it to me in the interim. i already talked to oprah but she unfortunately said hers was already spoken for. i can't believe how selfish she is. anyways, i promise to return it with a full tank of gas. thanks in advance.

First class satire

Way above the morning free newspaper published (here) sporadically with jaded humor.

[phaleesy]

Way above the morning free newspaper published (here) sporadically with jaded humor.

It's free what! What's there to complain?

I'm a big fan of the paper. I do so so admire witty editors!