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Hi all,
Was browsing through the hashtag "#SgHaze" on Twitter this morning as it seems to have become the Singapore's top Twitter trend overnight. Below are a list of jokes and puns compiled from my Facebook & Twitter feed.
1. Owners of the Singapore Flyer, increase the fan speed setting to high and blow all the haze back to Indonesia. #payback #revenge
2. Instagram has released a new compulsory filter exclusive to Singapore: Haze
3. Do you pronounce PSI like PSY?
4. Now it will be obvious you pass gas in public as the wind will blow the haze away.
5. At a reading of 152, the PSI has risen above Singapore's FIFA ranking, what an achievement! Our football team really cannot make it.
6. Singaporean: Haze making me sick
Visitor from China: Haze is making me homesick.
7. How to make smoked salmon in Singapore:
i. thinly slice raw salmon.
ii. hang the salmon outside the window.
iii. flip the sliced salmon every 15 mins.
8. The haze is just the government's scheme to ensure the public don't notice the new ERP gantries they're secretly setting up.
9. I'm trying to think of more #sghaze jokes but my brain's all fogged up.
Have a good day!
Was browsing through the hashtag "#SgHaze" on Twitter this morning as it seems to have become the Singapore's top Twitter trend overnight. Below are a list of jokes and puns compiled from my Facebook & Twitter feed.
1. Owners of the Singapore Flyer, increase the fan speed setting to high and blow all the haze back to Indonesia. #payback #revenge
2. Instagram has released a new compulsory filter exclusive to Singapore: Haze
3. Do you pronounce PSI like PSY?
4. Now it will be obvious you pass gas in public as the wind will blow the haze away.
5. At a reading of 152, the PSI has risen above Singapore's FIFA ranking, what an achievement! Our football team really cannot make it.
6. Singaporean: Haze making me sick
Visitor from China: Haze is making me homesick.
7. How to make smoked salmon in Singapore:
i. thinly slice raw salmon.
ii. hang the salmon outside the window.
iii. flip the sliced salmon every 15 mins.
8. The haze is just the government's scheme to ensure the public don't notice the new ERP gantries they're secretly setting up.
9. I'm trying to think of more #sghaze jokes but my brain's all fogged up.
Have a good day!
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