Meet the Boeing family of wide body jetliners

[9V-JKL]

An alternative way of describing B's 'family' of planes:

http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/fl...humor-for.html

extract:

787: She is drop-dead gorgeous, she has all the "right" friends, and all the boys want to date her. She loves spending time at the spa, and she is addicted to social media. Predictably, she is a drama queen. Every little problem gets blown out of proportion, resulting in tears and tantrums. She has an attitude of entitlement, believing that everyone exists to serve her needs and desires.

[SilverChris]

I like the 767 one best

He isn't terribly smart, or good-looking, or popular, or talented. He is a little clumsy and socially awkward....

[milehighj]

Not to mention the European family who moved in next door...

Fat whale of a husband who blew a hole in his Rolls Royce and had to have a fire crew extinguish the ensuing fire,

Rather svelte, skinny wife with no personality whatsoever, but nonetheless gets seen at all the parties in town cos her up-and-coming star younger sister is held up in Europe,

Plus the gaggle of 4 kids, exactly 1 year apart, with exactly the same family features except that each is just that little bit taller than their younger sibling.

Oh and not to forget Grampy who now lives almost exclusively in Thailand, and one get's terribly nonplussed when he shows up to dinner in Bangkok...